Bill O'Reilly: Freedom Fighter

O'Reilly and FoxNews, as always, are investing their time in the causes that are of the greatest concern and that are most pressing on the issues that really affect the lives of Americans. The war in Iraq? No. The devasting effects US fiscal policy might have on the country's future? No. Global Warming, pollution, and depletion of our natural resources? No, of course not, FowNews is only interested in the Truth - The Easter Bunny!

OREILLY: "Although some left-wingers in the media deny it, we have documented a number of cases where Christian holidays like Christmas and Easter have been attacked by secular interests. Lawsuits and corporate policies have proved this point over and over again."

What in the world will FoxNews cover during the summer? They can only hope that the Natalie Holloway case will not be solved by then.